Monday, September 12, 2011

Advanced Dungeons for Dimwits, 3.14th Edition

Character Generation- Pretend to be an Elf.

Enter the Dungeon- Roll a six sided die.

  1. You fall in a pit and die.
  2. You get killed by a [monster]*.
  3. Waste time quoting Monty Python. Roll again.
  4. Injured. Roll again at -1.
  5. You survive the dungeon but don't level up. Roll again +1.
  6. You level up, congratulations! Add one to your level and enter a new dungeon.

*- replace [monster] with the following depending on your level:

1-3: Orc
4-9: Troll
10+: Demon