Character Generation- Pretend to be an Elf.
Enter the Dungeon- Roll a six sided die.
- You fall in a pit and die.
- You get killed by a [monster]*.
- Waste time quoting Monty Python. Roll again.
- Injured. Roll again at -1.
- You survive the dungeon but don't level up. Roll again +1.
- You level up, congratulations! Add one to your level and enter a new dungeon.
*- replace [monster] with the following depending on your level: